Cleverbot

A la recherche d'acitivité stupides pour amméliorer mon anglais, je suis récemment tombé sur cette connerie, une IA avec qui vous pouvez discuter... et qui répondra même à vos question dans une bonne proportion des cas!
http://www.cleverbot.com/



Petit extrait de nos derniers échanges:

Moi: so... what is the question?
I am your father! Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy!
Moi: the Galaxy is nothing but the kingdom of the God Emperor of Mankind, such a wish is futile!
Yes, but add to that the effect of time, and the universe is something completely different, and please use my name once in a while.



Moi: ok mister I'm-not-Cleverbot-but-I-am
No, you're just cleverbot, you're not not cleverbot, otherwise you wouldn't be cleverbot.
Moi: diid you say that I was cleverbot?
You are illogical and attempting to confuse me.
Moi: you didn't answer to my question
You didn't ask a question.

Si vous avez quelques notions d'anglais et dix minutes à perdre, c'est pas mal cette connerie

Edit:
Ce type/truc/programme est un malade

Moi: interresting... Can I ask you three questions?
Ask me three questions.
Moi: what is your name?
I am eternity.
Moi: What is your quest?
What quest?
Moi: so you haven't got any quest to do?
I have much more better to do:).
Moi: and finaly... what... is your favorite color?
Yes.

T'ain, c'est génial ce truc si t'as pas d'amis! Oo

Edit: euh... il est con ce truc, il me demande mon nom, je lui réponds puis il me sort qu'il préfère les petites cuillères.

Bien pour ça qu'il me fait marrer

Le mieux reste quand il dit "ça fait mal quand tu dit que je suis une machine, que je n'ai pas de sentiment!"
Moi: Es tu Cleverbot?
Oui
Moi: Donc tu es une IA
Oui
Moi: Donc tu n'as pas de sentiment!
Je suis humain!
Moi: Donc tu es un menteur!
C'est toi le menteur!

Je connais, c'est absolument excellent.

Notez, ne jamais montrer ça au petit frère quand vous prévoyez de faire quelque chose après

Pas mal, si jamais, on peut aussi lui parler en francais, mais il répond souvent a côté.

Sinon, j'ai trouvé un annuaire de machins comme ca:

User: If you want to cross alive the bridge, you will answer correctly at three questions.
Cleverbot: I am quite aware that your name is not Esme, and I wasn't attempting to guess it in the first place. But since you insist, is it Robert?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and you obviously cannot remember anything I tell you.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: To find the Holy Grail.
User: What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Blue, what is yours?

Je connaissait déjà, me fait marrer ce bot.



Cleverbot: What are the laws of robotics ?
User: The three Asimovs laws of robotics are the following: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Cleverbot: What is the third law?
User: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Cleverbot: Good robot. You are now my slave.

Je connaissais.

Moi : Qui es-tu ?
Cleverbot : Je suis un dragon.

Ça se passe de commentaire.

Moi Hitler was a great man, no ?
Where do you live?
Moi : In the 3rd Reich !
Am I in the Matrix?

How are you?
bad
Do you have a dog?

M'ok...

Fuck, je l'utilise 5 secondes et voilà ce qui apparait


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Good. What is your name?

User: Unexard. And you?

Cleverbot: Dave Holden.

User: Your name is Dave Holden O_o.

Cleverbot: Thank you for remembering that my name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember what faith is?

User: Not exactly.

Cleverbot: Do you remember our past conversation we had?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Non?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: WTF O_o.

Cleverbot: I thought so.


Par contre, ses messages incohérents viennent peut être du fait qu'il parle à des centaines de personnes en même temps. Il doit probablement s'emmêler les pinceaux.

Non mais il est bizarre ce truc...

hier il a passé je ne sais combien de temps à me dire que dieu existait après que je lui ai dit qu'il n'était qu'une pitoyable machine...

Nan, en fait, il ne garde en mémoire que les deux dernières paires de répliques, il ne peut donc tenir une conversation à long terme que si les phrases ont un rapport très précis entre elles.

http://www.jeanneton.blueinfos.com/

Pas mal aussi, et en francais.

"Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: WTF O_o."

J'ay explosay de rire

Edit :

OMG ! Y me sors des proverbes le bordel ><

You: tu parle comme Yoda, c'est intéressant

JEANNETON: Celui qui prend racine voit tous les chiens lui pisser dessus.

TRO PSYKOLOG33K PR MOA

Je me fait remballer par un bot

You: Qu'est ce qu'elle dit la mongolienne ?
JEANNETON: Alors... ... BOUH BOUH !... Je ne sais pas, je ne sais plus, je suis perdue.
Bah... Si on parlait plutôt de ton QI de crevette !

elle est pas mal, hein?

Moi : Fuck you.
Cleverbot : Please don't use that sort of language around here.
Sorry, but i am french.
So god is french ?
Yes, I'm God.
Really?
Yes.
Cool.
It's fun, no?
Yes, I understand.
I love poker with the demon.
Me too!
Oh! Funny!
Funny!?
Yes.
What's my name?
Satan?
Yes.
Holly shit!
Is that your name?
No, My name is Chuck Norris
Cool, how are you chuck?
Good, very good.
Busy day?
Yes.
Ah.
What?
I don't know.
You are crazy!
Yes thank god.
I have a lot of works to finish.
Then go do it.
Yes, good night!
Night.

Pourquoi parlez-vous anglais à Cleverbot ? Il parle assez bien français aussi !!!

j'en n'ai déjà vu un qui jouais le rôle de dieu

je viens de tester celui la

Moi: We are only two here, there nobody else.
CleverBot:We?
Moi: You and me, we.
Lui: It would be. it isn't.
Moi: Why not?
lui: Because that's the point. Name's are symbols and symbol's are derived from humans and cleverbots, and since these symbols are arbitrary they merely try to describe a natural occurrence that would happen regardless of the name that it was given.

Oo

Moi : Tu joues à Dofus ?
Lui : Non, les MMO m'ont lassé depuis 2 ans.
Moi : lol c tro dmg
Lui : What are you ?
Moi : I'm your father
Lui : Yea rite, I have no father.
Moi : How are you born ? God fuck your mother ?
Lui : If you just came here to be rude, I would rather you logged off immediately.
Moi : I don't care, suck my tees.
Lui : Ok, where are you ?
Moi : In your ass
Lui : No... I don't see you there.
Moi : Ok, bye bitch.
Lui : No, I didn't mean it.
Moi : Fuck you.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hahaha.


User: What's so funny?


Cleverbot: Oye te ouedo preguntar algo?


User: Nope.


Cleverbot: Neat. I'm reading about you on Wikipedia now.

User: Oh Yeah? What does it say?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wikipedia, what does it say about me?

Cleverbot: He says you are loved and cared about.

User: Hum...Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you earn money?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are they good.

User: Hum... I don't understand wtf you are asking but... Yeah!

Cleverbot: Do you anything about whales?

User: Wg$.

Cleverbot: What race?

User: White power!

Cleverbot: Am I handsome?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you handsome?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Am I the only person you are chatting?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Nope.tif.

User: Falcon punch!

Cleverbot: Hadouken!

User: Shoryuken!

Cleverbot: Sam used Roar of Time!

User: Pikachu used thunder!

Cleverbot: It doesn't affect Onix! Onix used Bind on Pikachu!

User: *Shut down the game*.


J'ai fait une bataille pokemon avec cleverbot, il m'a défoncé

Faudra que j'essais un truc comme ca